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Marketing for hotels, wedding & event venues · from £699/month

More bookings, done for you.

Your Google listing, a page for every occasion, reviews, missed calls, direct bookings and social media. We look after all of it, every month, so more people find you, fall for you and book direct. You look after your guests.

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What we do for your venue

Everything we do for you.

Think of it as your own marketing team. Every month we do the work that gets your venue found, loved and booked direct, and you look after your guests.

  1. 1Get foundPeople nearby see you
  2. 2Get chosenThey pick you
  3. 3Never miss a leadEvery enquiry reaches you
  4. 4See the resultsA report every month
1

Get found

So people nearby see you first when they search.

Your Google Maps listing

Set up properly, then kept fresh with a new post and photos every week.

You show up when people nearby search for what you do.

A page for every occasion

Weddings, parties, meetings and stays each get their own page, with new pages every month.

You get found for every kind of booking.

Listed everywhere

Bing, Apple Maps, Yell and 15+ more, all with the same name, address and number.

Found wherever people look, and trusted by Google.

Found in AI search

Every month we check what ChatGPT and Google’s AI answers say about you, and fix what we can.

You’re in the answer when people ask AI.

2

Get chosen

So they pick you, not the next one on the list.

A new website

Built free. Fast on a phone, with your photos, prices and a quote form on every page.

More visitors turn into enquiries.

Reviews on autopilot

After every job, a text asks your customer for a Google review, with one friendly reminder.

More stars, so more people trust you and get in touch.

A reply to every review

Every review on Google, Facebook and Trustpilot gets a friendly reply in your name.

New customers see a business that cares.

3

Never miss a lead

So every enquiry reaches you, even when you’re setting up an event.

Missed-call text-back

Miss a call and they get a text from you within a minute. Their reply comes to your phone.

No more lost jobs when you can’t pick up.

Enquiries straight to your phone

Every form and quote request lands on WhatsApp and email, and the customer gets an instant reply.

You answer first, so you win the job.

Partners who send you work

We email the local businesses that can send you regular work, from your address, and follow up. Wedding planners, photographers, florists and local businesses who book events and stays.

Events booked through partners, not just Google.

4

See the results

So you know exactly what you’re getting for your money.

Your monthly report

One page in your inbox on the 4th of every month. No jargon, just:

  • How many enquiries, calls and WhatsApps came in
  • How many came from Google
  • New reviews and your star rating
  • Where you show on Google Maps in each town
  • What we did this month, and what’s next

You see exactly what it’s bringing in.

Who does what

Almost all of it is us.

The rest runs by itself. Your part takes a few minutes a week.

We do

Every month

Your marketing team, without the wages.

  • A Google post every week, from your photos
  • A new town or service page
  • A reply to every review
  • Email and follow up local partners
  • Keep your listings right everywhere
  • Check AI search and fix what we can
  • Small changes to your site, by WhatsApp
Runs by itself

Day and night

Set up once, then always on.

  • Missed-call text-back within a minute
  • Review requests by text after each job
  • Enquiries to your WhatsApp and email
  • Every call, WhatsApp and quote counted
  • Your report on the 4th
You do

A few minutes a week

And the work you’re good at.

  • WhatsApp us photos of your work
  • Reply to enquiries quickly
  • Tell us when you cover a new town
  • Take on the extra work

How it works

Nothing to pay until it’s live.

Four steps. The first three cost you nothing, and you can stop at any point before it goes live.

  1. 1£0

    Free growth plan.

    I look at how people find you now, and send a plan with a mockup of your new homepage. No obligation.

  2. 2£0

    Quick chat.

    By phone or in person: your services, photos and the towns you want more work in.

  3. 3£0

    We set it all up.

    Your website, Google listing, town pages, review texts and missed-call text-back. About 2 to 4 weeks.

  4. 4

    Live. Then we get to work.

    Your first payment is the day it goes live. Then we do the marketing every month, and your report lands on the 4th.

  • A registered UK companyHey Kiwi Ltd · no. 17501565
  • Local to youBased in Hornchurch, happy to meet
  • Family-runJoshua is your contact, start to finish
  • Yours to keepYour domain, in your name

What clients say

Hear it from Terry.

Terry Lethbridge runs Hey Roofer, a family roofing firm in Hornchurch. Here’s what he said after his new site went live.

“We’re getting more leads coming in through this website.”

Terry LethbridgeHey Roofer, Hornchurch
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Who we help

Built around how you get customers.

A café needs its menu up front. A salon needs a Book now button. A roofer needs a quote form. Pick your type of business to see what I’d build for you.

Based in Hornchurch. Working across Havering and Essex.

Food, drink & stays

Beauty & health

Home & property

Services & more

Not on the list? I work with most local businesses. Ask for your free growth plan

Own it, don’t rent it

Stop renting your enquiries.

Lead platforms like Checkatrade, MyBuilder and Bark charge for leads or membership. Your own website brings enquiries straight to you.

Your name. Your number. Your website.

Plans

A marketing team for your venue.

Your website is built for you on every plan, with nothing to pay until it’s live. Most hotels and venues need Pro: a page for every occasion, online booking, social media and your competitors tracked. Smaller or just starting out? Growth is £249, and Growth Plus is £449.

Smaller or just starting

Growth

£249/month

£0 upfront: your website is built free

Your marketing team. Everything on this page, done for you every month.

  • Your website built free, plus:
  • Hosting, updates and enquiries straight to your phone
  • Google Maps listing looked after, with a post every week
  • A page for every town you cover, then a new page every month
  • Listed on Bing, Apple Maps, Yell and 15+ more
  • Checked in AI search every month
  • Review requests by text, and a reply to every review
  • Missed-call text-back
  • Partners emailed and followed up for you
  • Monthly report with where you rank in each town
  • Up to 1 hour of changes a month

That’s about £8 a day. For most local businesses, one or two extra jobs a month covers it.

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Busy businesses

Growth Plus

£449/month

£0 upfront: your website is built free

For busy firms with more services, more towns or a competitive area.

  • Everything in Growth, plus:
  • 2 new pages a month
  • Social media included: 12 posts a month
  • Fresh photos on your Google listing every month
  • Your top competitors tracked every month
  • A call with Joshua every 3 months
  • Up to 2 hours of changes a month

About £15 a day. When a job is worth £500 or more, one extra a month covers it.

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Best for you

Pro

from£699/month

A fixed build quote, agreed first

For clinics, practices and bigger businesses, where every new customer is worth more.

  • Everything in Growth Plus, plus:
  • 4 new pages a month, one for each treatment, service or location
  • Every location’s Google listing looked after
  • Online booking set up and linked to Google
  • Your ads and pages checked against the rules (medical, legal and financial)
  • A monthly call with Joshua
  • Up to 3 hours of changes a month

One new patient or client a month usually covers it, when each one is worth £1,000 or more.

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Plans explained for your kind of business: ClinicsAestheticsKitchens & home improvementSolicitors & accountantsEstate agentsHotels & venues

Want social media too? 12 Instagram and Facebook posts a month, made from your own photos. You see every post before it goes out.

+£150/month on Growth · included in Growth Plus and Pro

Just want a website? Built free, hosted, secured and looked after, with enquiries straight to your phone and 30 minutes of changes a month. You do the marketing.

£99/month Website plan

The small print, in big print.

The important bits, in plain English. No asterisks.

  1. Nothing to pay until your site is live and you’re happy with it.

  2. 6-month minimum term from the day it goes live, then rolling monthly with 30 days’ notice.

  3. Your domain is registered in your name. It’s always yours.

  4. Your words and photos are always yours. If you ever leave, I’ll send them over and point your domain wherever you like.

  5. Switch between plans at any time.

  6. Bigger jobs (new pages, new features) are always quoted upfront before any work starts.

FAQ

Fair questions.

Something else on your mind? Just ask, in plain English.

Will I really get more bookings?

That’s the whole point, and your monthly report shows you. Nobody honest can promise an exact number, but every month we do the work that gets local businesses found and chosen, and you see the enquiries, calls and reviews it brings in.

What’s the catch?

There isn’t a hidden one. Building a website takes time, so instead of charging for it upfront, it’s covered by your monthly plan. That’s why there’s a 6-month minimum once your site is live. Before then you pay nothing, and if you don’t like the mockup, you just say no.

Is the website really free to build?

Yes. There’s nothing to pay until your site is live and you’re happy with it. After that, the build is covered by your monthly plan, which has a 6-month minimum.

What happens after 6 months?

It rolls monthly. Stay as long as it’s working for you, or leave with 30 days’ notice. Your domain, words and photos go with you.

Do I own my website?

Your domain, your words and your photos are always yours. The design and the tools that run it (hosting, review requests, missed-call texts and your monthly report) are part of your plan. Want to own a site outright instead? Just ask and I’ll give you a price.

Can I just have a website?

Yes. The Website plan is £99 a month, built free, and you do the marketing yourself. You can move up to Growth at any time.

I already have a website. Can you move it?

Yes. I’ll keep your domain and your email working.

Will I be top of Google?

Nobody honest can promise rankings. I set your site up properly for Google and show you every month where you rank.

What do I need to do?

A few minutes a week: WhatsApp us photos of your work, reply to enquiries quickly, and tell us when you start covering a new town. We do the rest.

Where are you based?

Hornchurch. I work across Havering and Essex, and I’m happy to meet in person.

Joshua and Lena, the family behind Hey Kiwi, in sun hats on a New Zealand beach Kiwi-made in Hornchurch

About

Hi, I’m Joshua.

A Kiwi from New Zealand, now based in Hornchurch.

Hey Kiwi is a family-run web design studio. I’m your contact from start to finish, and my wife Lena helps behind the scenes. Everything in plain English.

  • Based in Hornchurch
  • Family-run
  • Happy to meet in person

Free growth plan

Let’s get you more bookings.

Tell me your business name and number. I’ll look at how people find you now, and send you a free plan with a mockup of your new homepage. No obligation.

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